Lil story from a few weeks ago. The Friday before a student of mine said he was going to kill someone at walking street. Americans, please stay calm. He's a funny kid, not a crazy kid.
"Okay everyone, clean up your desks and take your math books out, if you need to go to your bag please go to it now."
***Turn to student in front while everyone else is busy***
Me: "So did you kill someone on Saturday?"
Him: "Yes."
Me: "What did they look like?"
Him: "I can't remember."
Me: "Was it a man?"
Him: "Yes."
Me: "Was he tall or short?"
Him: "Short."
Me: "Was he skinny or fat?"
Him: "Fat."
Me: "What color was his skin?"
Him: "It was black."
Me: "So you killed a short, fat, black man on Saturday?"
Him: "Yes."
Me: "Hm!"
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