Shorts

I was lying in bed last night at 1am not sleeping again for the umpteenth night in a row when I realized....


I'VE BEEN WEARING SHORTS TO BED EVERY NIGHT.  THE HELL AM I DOING? I KNOW THAT IF I WEAR ANYTHING BUT UNDERWEAR AND A T-SHIRT I DON'T FALL ASLEEP.

And so I took them off along with my socks and passed out, I shit you not.  So the reason I haven't been able to sleep in days is because of ******* shorts.  SHORTS.

SHIT